Good God, really?

Then again, here we are blogging about it, giving this restaurant national publicity so…yeah.

Russo’s House of Pizza in New York has created a gastrointestinal atomic bomb called the “Pizzarito”–7 pounds of cheese, meat, cheese, more meat, more cheese and … you get the idea. Basically it looks like a humungous serving of lasagna wrapped in a rolled-up pizza. I can’t believe I just typed that sentence.

Other ingredients you can have installed in this monstrosity, should you be suicidal enough to order it: bread and mozzarella sticks, chicken, sausage, spaghetti, garlic knots and…if you’re health conscious…green peppers.

I’m not even going to mention the dessert version.

I’m not sure how much the Pizzarito sells for but whatever it is, it should include a side of life insurance. Take a look, if you dare.