Guy Posts Hilarious Craigslist Ad For Date To Luke Combs Show

By Cody Briana on August 31, 2018
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Ah, Craigslist. What a gem. Some poor guy named David wrote a very real ad yesterday in the Cincinnati pages looking for a “female companion” to a Luke Combs show. This is especially funny because Jason Aldean is the headliner. But he wasn’t worried about Jason, he was focused on finding a lady to accompany him because none of his friends could go and he loves Luke. The best part was his pros and cons list.

– Free country concert
– Free beer or alcoholic beverages of your choice
– I’ll pay for your ride there and back
– It’s a concert so you don’t have to talk to me that much
– Potential for long lasting friendship/concert buddies
– It’s pretty much the last country show of the summer
– I won’t wear my Walmart cowboy hat like a goober
– If nothing else you’ll have a good story
– Luke fucking Combs!

– Lawn seats (I’ll bring a big blanket to sit on)
– We’re complete strangers… it’s weird, I know.
– As I mentioned before, mildly average looking at best
– It’s a Thursday, you probably have to work on Friday morning

Read the full thing HERE.

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