A Man Got Caught Rubbing Grocery Store Fruit On His Bare Butt

A man was caught on camera in a grocery store dropping his pants, rubbing fruit on his bare cheeks, and placing it back on the shelf.

By DAVID on September 18, 2018
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So, yeah, when I’m in the store and see an orange on the shelf, I don’t think “I’d like to rub my butt on that.” Apparently this guy did though, and luckily, for the store and their customers, he was caught in the act.

It happened at a grocery store in Virginia over the weekend. It wasn’t even late in teh day, it happened in broad daylight at 4:30 in the afternoon. The man was caught on surveillance camera dropping his pants, grabbing some fruit, and rubbing it on his bare cheeks. After he got his rubs in, he placed the fruit back on the shelf, and continued about his day. I can’t think of any reason as to why someone would do that, but there have been stranger things reported.

See also: The fruit that was so rotten it caused a building evacuation.

As far as charges being, well, charged, there’s indecent exposure, and destruction of property. The grocery store had to destroy a lot of the fruit on the shelves afterwards. According to the police report, it was “several pallets of produce” that had to be destroyed. The report also indicates it was fruit, not vegetables, if that matters. Here’s a little more information on the incident, if you’re curious. Give it a read while I wash everything in my fridge.

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